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Amusing Cow Quotes The following cow quotes are amusing and clever, offering wisdom with a side of humor (which is the best way to provide insight, isn't it?). "Never kick a cow chip on a hot day." - Will Rogers "Sacred cows make the best hamburger." - Mark Twain "I don't want any vegetablesโฆ. I paid for the cow to eat them for me."
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Life is butter with a cow around. Milk the day for all it?s worth. Don't have a cow, man! You can only milk a cow so much, then you're left holding the pail. Party till the cows come home. Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows. Beefing about life won't help. Just graze and move on. In the mood for a good time.
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Cow Quotes Discover and share Funny Cow Quotes. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.
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Discover and share Funny Quotes About Cows. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.
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1- "Mooove over, it's pasture bedtime!" 2- "I'm udderly fabulous!" 3- "Don't be cheesy, be a-moo-sing!" 4- "I'm not fat; I'm just a little heifer!" 5- "I'm in a 'moo'd for some laughs." 6- "Got milk? I've got jokes!" 7- "Holy cow! That's funny." 8- "You herd it here first!" 9- "Why did the cow become an astronaut?
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Cows are nature's gentle giants. Find your pasture and make it moo-tiful. A happy cow is a healthy cow. Moo-dy days can always be brightened by a cow's smile. Cows know how to chew things over and find peace within. Don't be afraid to dream big and reach for the stars, just like a cow grazing in an open field.
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1. Watch out, you don't want to butcher any of these jokes. 2. The steaks are high. 3. I have some real beef with that guy. 4. I got the mooves like Jagger. 5. Make sure you show up on time,.
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Apr 16, 2019 - Explore Caitlin Schmidt's board "Funny cow sayings" on Pinterest. See more ideas about showing livestock, farm humor, show cattle.
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Funny Cow Puns 1. I'm udderly fascinated by cows. 2. When cows sing, it's called a moo-sical. 3. I dairy you to come up with better puns. 4. I calf to admit, these puns are fun. 5. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 6. I'm in a bit of a moo-d today. 7. I'm not amoo-sed by bad puns. 8. These puns are just un-bull-ievable! 9.
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Contents show Photo courtesy of Canva. Funny cow puns and one-liners 1. I'm going to a cow-medy show. 2. The steaks are high. 3. You have nice dance moo-ves. 4. Cows love to listen to moo-sic at the party. Related: The Best Music Puns 5. In one ear and out the udder. 6. I'm not amoosed. 7. I need a cow-culator to figure it out. 8.
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Mahatma Gandhi The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. John McNulty Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk. Shmuel Yosef Agnon The cow can be saved only if buffalo breeding is given up. Mahatma Gandhi
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; Updated on 31 August 2023 18 mins to read Whether it is a sacred cow, a holy cow, a cash cow, a farmyard cow, or a powerful memoir in the form of 'The Cow Book' by John Connell, authors, activists, celebs, and more have a lot to say about all things related to cows.
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1. Bobby couldn't see a good cow pun if it was literally steering him right in the face. 2. One of the problems when you have invisible cows is that they are herd but they are not seen. 3. It must have been a bovine intervention that the cow saved my life yesterday. 4. The reason Sally stopped telling cow puns was because she always butchered them.
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